Demery: Ha-ha...sometimes i call you Mrs. Rogers and sometimes i call you Ms. Campbell...
hahaMe:
Demery your kinda a ditz sometimes...
Demery: What is a Ditz?
Me: Really? Like you are
DITSY DEMERY!
Demery: (confused look) No...i don't know what that means. What does it mean??
Me: I would like you to go to your next hour teacher and ask them to tell you what it means.
The next day...
Demery: Mrs. Rogers! I figured out that it means air head!
Me: What did you think it meant?
Demery: CLUMSY...
Me: What does clumsy mean?
Demery: (BLANK LOOK) I dunno...
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Dallas: Hey, are you
pregnant?
Me: NO...
Dallas: Oh, cause you have been really moody lately...
Me: Telling a moody person that they have been moody is never really a good idea...
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That is just a taste of the day to day...